HOOVES
magazine
To set the tone for the new decade of Festivus Celebrations, the Forum Festivus Authority published HOOVES, a 60 Page magazine modeled after Vanity Fair complete with articles, ads, and Op-Eds.
Members received a gift box, which included the issue alongside other trinkets, including a Welcome Letter, a Press Pass lanyard with their gifting assignment on the reverse, and a commemorative champagne glass.





In Its Full Glory
The Forum Festivus Authority is pleased to present the first ever digital publication of an issue of Hooves Magazine.
Boasting 60 Pages of house-made advertisements, articles, and anecdotes, Hooves Magazine relates the history of the Forum Festivus Authority and the personality of its members. As you read, please keep in mind that all of the magazine’s contents are made in jest, and that none of it should be taken seriously.
Please enjoy.